I am in love with Captain America and The Avengers. RDJ is amazing. I also kinda like Chris Evans.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
“Iron Man. That’s kind of catchy. It’s got a nice ring to it. I mean it’s not technically accurate. The suit’s a gold titanium alloy, but it’s kind of provocative, the imagery anyway.”
oh my god
I still can’t believe he came up with this joke on the spot. But he really did.
What a clever, composed, and creative guy.
fuck yeah, I reblogged without noticing that it’s john green the one who commented up here.
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party hosting 101: replace your drinking alcohol with methyl alcohol and then watch all your guests go blind, have seizures, puke and eventually die.
this here is why bloggers can’t host parties.
what made you think i wanted my guests to have a good time
OH MY GOD xD
you are going to write me a ten page essay as to why that comment was necessary
Did you know these are the same dancers from the Chimney scene in Mary Poppins!?!
Still defining epic, after all these years.
Reblog because this is too awesome to not do it.
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im a bad friend
when everyone follows each other so you see the same post like 10 times in a row
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it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
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hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
Reasons to Watch Supernatural: the entire show is on crack
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