i am watching the disney XD channel right now and there is a phineas and ferb commercial with the scientist guy and the palatypus set to taylor swift’s ’trouble’ and i literally cannot believe i am alive right now, in this moment
I am in love with Captain America and The Avengers. RDJ is perfect. I also kinda like Chris Evans.
Mom/Dad: why don't you ever tell me anything?
Mom/Dad: *tells entire family about your problems*
Mom/Dad: *judges you*
Mom/Dad: *Insults you*
Mom/Dad: *calls you spoiled*
Mom/Dad: *says you're overreacting*
i wonder what the 12th doctors catch phrase will be
Swaggity Swargis what’s in the Tardis
“Bitch I might be.”
Do he got the booty?
He DOO EEE OOO
USE THE BOTTOM LINE AS A PICKUP LINE ON KE AMD IT WILL WORK ON ME 100% OF THE TIME
OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS
AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND
I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED
THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.
SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.
We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.
THAT WAS ONE TIME
HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.
I WANT TO GOOGLE A SONG BUT ITS A SOUNDTRACK AND I DONT KNOW THE NAME OR THE MOVIE AND I CANT GOOGLE THE SPECIFIC NOTES I HATE MY LIFE
I AM CRYING THE FUTURE IS NOW
I DIDNT BELIEVE IT WOULD WORK BUT
MOTHER FUCKING SORCERY
I didn’t believe this…so I tried
tumblr has opened to my eyes to so many things