I am in love with Captain America and The Avengers. RDJ is perfect. I also kinda like Chris Evans.

 

writer-of-wrongs:

Today my history professor, a rumpled, pot-bellied guy in his mid thirties, walked into class looking all excited, which made the rest of us nervous, because he’s known for pop quizzes. He took a deep breath and said, “I have been waiting for this moment my entire teaching career. So please, pull out your textbooks and…” in a British accent, glowering at us all ferociously, “TURN TO PAGE THREE HUNDRED AND NINETY FOUR.”

We all DIED I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS

swiftiepotterwho394:

onthesideoftheotters:

powerofvoodoo:

syd-bs-undies:

This is beauty.

oh mY FUCKING GOD. DYING.

OMG I STARTED LAUGHING REALLY LOUD AT THIS AND MY MOM LOOKED AT ME LIKE I CAUGHT ON FIRE

OMG WHAT IS AIR, I CAN’T EVEN

(Source: consultingflatmates)

thisblogisadecoy:

theywerekids:

keyofmgy:

The first thing Snape asks Harry is “Potter! What would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?” According to Victorian Flower Language, asphodel is a type of lily meaning ‘My regrets follow you to the grave’ and wormwood means ‘absence’ and also typically symbolized bitter sorrow. If you combined that, it meant ‘I bitterly regret Lily’s death’.

WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO FIGURE THIS OUT

damn good job jk rowling

One of the first things he ever said to Harry was “I’m sorry I couldn’t save your mother”. And people think she isn’t a good author. Ha. If they only knew.

potterheadproblems:

solaceandsolitude:

fyeaowls:

gambitghoul:

buckybird:

The Mirror of Erised: The Single Saddest Object in the history of literature.

Oh god…Fred and George.

I HAD NEVER SEEN THE DUMBLEDORE ONE. WHY. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT.

This shit. Why.